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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 16

    if you are a young man one good way to spend your early years is to live in such a way that when you have children, you have a thousand stories about your life to share with them and several hundred you probably shouldn't

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    • Lady of the Lake ⚔️ Yorick 📖 tebillus just a bird judah (ideas man) Knıpps Tochaz DeFiJunkie.soon™ Nathaniel Fitch
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 16

        just watched Secondhand Lions with @selentelechia at her suggestion, had never seen it great show about a kid who saves and is saved by his great uncles, and grows up to become Bill Watterson but drawn by Berke Breathed (literally. the style is inimitable. and check the credits)

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 16

        its so beautifulpic.twitter.com/w2kEJlcehK

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 16

        dudes rockhttps://youtu.be/Mc9RfQaJirs 

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      2. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Mar 16
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I have many stories but absolutely zero luteinizing hormone. Very grim prospects. Please give Baby Moonbot an extra hug for me, because I shall never know such joy.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 16
        Replying to @Grmpenfhrer3

        just gave her a kiss on the head for you ❤️

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      1. Rush the House‏ @RushTheHouse Mar 17
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        Can say that worked well for us, and new stories continued while they grew up. Your children are safer if they see you as legendary and brilliant, especially if you remind them they will create their own amazing stories that exceed yours, as mine have. None of us rich, but fun.

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      1. Vivid Void‏ @VividVoid_ Mar 17
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        Play your cards right & you can still accumulate occasional experiences with unmentionable stories after the kid is a toddler. You just need grandparent/co-parent accomplices. A friend of mine calls this her werewolf time, as she drops off the kid once a month and goes wild

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