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    1. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Mar 11

      very little dilation. we're in it for the long haul. if I've been quiet for a while please don't worry, it just means I'm distracted by the inexorable blankness of the walls

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    2. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Mar 11

      delivery room snacks, courtesy of H martpic.twitter.com/c5nQuUowW3

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    3. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Mar 11

      BABY UPDATE: there is no update. we've gotten some medicine meant to help the cervix realize it's time to open for business, but it's pretty slow-acting. naturally, the medicine is administered via a giant mock sperm, probably to remind the baby of his rootspic.twitter.com/hg6Osi8eJP

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    4. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Mar 11

      BABY UPDATE 2?: we're getting contractions about 1-2 minutes apart now, but we started out hardly dilated at all so we're not as far along as that implies. despite the intense pain and discomfort, my wife has never looked more beautiful. here comes another!!!

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    5. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Mar 11

      BABY UPDATE 3~: wife got some painkillers (not epidural yet) and fell asleep. we are in the calm before the storm. thank you for your kind words and vigilance. you give me the strength to be her rock.pic.twitter.com/4JZEyGxcnX

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    6. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Mar 12

      BABY UPDATE 4!: contractions woke her up, but we're 3-4 centimeters dilated now, making great progress. everything looks good and the pain is manageable. we still have a ways to go, but there's nothing quite like hitting your benchmarks!

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    7. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Mar 12

      BABY UPDATE 5‽: epidural is in and she's back to sleep. feels like only a few hours to go. all is smooth sailing. wife is groggy and I worry she will not remember fully how amazing I've been. please remind her later.

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    8. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Mar 12

      BABY UPDATE 6/: water just broke. the nurse sees meconium in the amniotic fluid, a minor complication but a common one. otherwise all according to plan

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    9. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Mar 12

      BABY UPDATE 7\: fully dilated. time to push!

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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 12
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      get off your phone!!!!!!!

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 12
      Replying to @eigenrobot @Lithros

      also good luck

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