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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 8

      eigenrobot Retweeted Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry

      what is your moment of maximum powerhttps://twitter.com/danlistensto/status/1369072112384634883 …

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      Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry @danlistensto
      sometimes I think about one of the few times in my life I really showed my full powers. it was at an office holiday party and were playing the obligatory game of white elephant...
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 8

      I once won a game of twenty questions in French class on the first question. zero information except my impression of the undergrad lady, who was just the sort of person who would think to make us guess Marilyn Monroe

      5:15 PM - 8 Mar 2021
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      • Knıpps giannis with a hook shot Arbutus Tree stupid twitt account halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The First Contrarian bitbutter bungoman Caroline01
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        1. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Mar 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I did this too! She was besotted with Brad Pitt and she wasn't even upset. If anything she was glad someone saw how much love she had in her soul. Always remember fellas, women will hiss at you not to read their minds, but when you're successful, you become a Magic Man.

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        1. Golden Don  ☀‏ @bradbelafonte Mar 8
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          this is why people who can't vibe are at a permanent disadvantage. "how did u know?" "you know that feeling you get sometimes between the penis and the nipples?"

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        1. Philippe Payant‏ @phillippepayant Mar 8
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          That is remarkable for a relative stranger. My wife once one-shotted me at 20 questions twice in a row but that was based on an intuitive grasp of my sense of humor.

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        2. Eliezer da Silva‏ @zeh_silva Mar 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Told someone (in an angry tone in a heated interchange) to stop twitching the muscles on their face because I could see their underlying anxieties and yet it wasn’t a reason for them being inappropriate.

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        3. Eliezer da Silva‏ @zeh_silva Mar 8
          Replying to @zeh_silva @eigenrobot

          Felt slightly bad about it, but the situation was escalating (and it would be net negative for the person and others involved to escalate more) and this sort of descalated it.

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        1.  🇭🇰 Silas  🇭🇰‏ @CrimeaArchivist Mar 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I've won multiple rounds of Pictionary without the artist drawing anything at all Two of the times it happened, the subject was related to Egypt (Cleopatra and the pyramids)

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        1. keith‏ @mellamokeith Mar 8
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          My best friend couldn’t get me to say “Mazda” in a game of catchphrase. Finally, he shouted out “Ahura!” and I got it immediately. He handed over the timer and it went off. Glorious

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        1.  🍂 The Pectrichory  🍄‏ @The_Petrichory Mar 8
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          I once muttered "Papa Smurf" next to a coworker for no explicable reason, and he was taken aback because it was his high school nickname. He neither looked nor spoke like Papa Smurf. I summoned from nowhere his antediluvian nickname he'd thought buried in his past.

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        1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Mar 8
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          this isn't my final answer but this did make me remember a trivia night host: "the movie Argo..." chaos: "Lord of Light by Roger Zelazny". host: "...uh, yes."

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