what is your moment of maximum powerhttps://twitter.com/danlistensto/status/1369072112384634883 …
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I did this too! She was besotted with Brad Pitt and she wasn't even upset. If anything she was glad someone saw how much love she had in her soul. Always remember fellas, women will hiss at you not to read their minds, but when you're successful, you become a Magic Man.
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this is why people who can't vibe are at a permanent disadvantage. "how did u know?" "you know that feeling you get sometimes between the penis and the nipples?"
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That is remarkable for a relative stranger. My wife once one-shotted me at 20 questions twice in a row but that was based on an intuitive grasp of my sense of humor.
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Told someone (in an angry tone in a heated interchange) to stop twitching the muscles on their face because I could see their underlying anxieties and yet it wasn’t a reason for them being inappropriate.
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Felt slightly bad about it, but the situation was escalating (and it would be net negative for the person and others involved to escalate more) and this sort of descalated it.
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I've won multiple rounds of Pictionary without the artist drawing anything at all Two of the times it happened, the subject was related to Egypt (Cleopatra and the pyramids)
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My best friend couldn’t get me to say “Mazda” in a game of catchphrase. Finally, he shouted out “Ahura!” and I got it immediately. He handed over the timer and it went off. Glorious
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I once muttered "Papa Smurf" next to a coworker for no explicable reason, and he was taken aback because it was his high school nickname. He neither looked nor spoke like Papa Smurf. I summoned from nowhere his antediluvian nickname he'd thought buried in his past.
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this isn't my final answer but this did make me remember a trivia night host: "the movie Argo..." chaos: "Lord of Light by Roger Zelazny". host: "...uh, yes."
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