the first question can be effectively and truthfully answered in a dozen ways the second question can be handled by explaining lifeguard techniques that permit a skilled rescuer to save two drowning victims simultaneously and efficiently https://twitter.com/Jenlky/status/1368515276686327808 …
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women asking your questions like this are giving you an Opportunity to flex with how socially adept you are
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a good response to the first is to pause and carefully regard the querent for a moment as you compose your answer if it doesn't make her look fat you can just gush about a positive feature if it does, highlight a positive feature but follow with "but it doesn't flatter your X"
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note that this semi requires you to get some sense of her fashion aesthetic. which you should probably also do ime women will be impressed as hell if you can help them dress better
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