the first question can be effectively and truthfully answered in a dozen ways the second question can be handled by explaining lifeguard techniques that permit a skilled rescuer to save two drowning victims simultaneously and efficiently https://twitter.com/Jenlky/status/1368515276686327808 …
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a good response to the first is to pause and carefully regard the querent for a moment as you compose your answer if it doesn't make her look fat you can just gush about a positive feature if it does, highlight a positive feature but follow with "but it doesn't flatter your X"
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note that this semi requires you to get some sense of her fashion aesthetic. which you should probably also do ime women will be impressed as hell if you can help them dress better
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I will flex how socially adept I'm not instead
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Same here
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Some of us are more adept in other arenas
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"I'd push you both underwater so I can finally be the one hogging the bathroom for hours"
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"shit tests? Oh you mean layups, got you bro, yeah I love when girls do that"
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once again i am asking you to git gud
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