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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 6

      same energy https://twitter.com/gravity_levity/status/1368289471976865793 …pic.twitter.com/FGJqAhaWC1

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 6

      explication for people who are too old to remember the evolution car fish warspic.twitter.com/cCMllAVQTo

      12:55 PM - 6 Mar 2021
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      • Dunc Based Autocrat Booty Scoops Armchair Egghead ayyywhatever midwitness C hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl in NYC! "Insufficient Gravitas" Barnaby
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 6

          too young. whatever. age thing

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        1. Rob McMillin‏ @scareduck Mar 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          My wife actually had a DARWIN fish removed by some evangelical who left her a note as to why.

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        2. Literally Sean Bannon‏ @LiteralSheridan Mar 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          This whole cultural moment was my first exposure to the infuriating thing where there seems to be a national consensus that you must subscribe to one of two ideas despite the reality that you actually don't and there's not even a conflict why is everyone so annoying

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        3. Dead Hardware‏ @deadhardware Mar 6
          Replying to @LiteralSheridan @eigenrobot

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          Nobody ever wants to admit that the Hegelian Dialectic has a 4th option. [ ] thesis [ ] antithesis [ ] synthesis [x] mag dump the crowdhttps://twitter.com/deadhardware/status/1367025376325758979 …

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          Reject the Hegelian dialetic, shoot everyone. pic.twitter.com/xYCz50n6ak
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        2. Antidissident‏ @antidissident Mar 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          SMBC used to be so goodhttp://smbc-comics.com/comic/2002-12-17 …

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        3. Jon Simon‏ @thoughtomata Mar 6
          Replying to @antidissident @eigenrobot

          My all-time favoritehttps://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2008-03-25 …

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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        1. MC_Enthusiast‏ @Laserpig_Utopia Mar 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Early smbc had the best energy. Very Ingroup.

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        1. Chad, Yuengling Enthusiast.‏ @MolloyBoy58 Mar 6
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          Hahahahahhhahhahahaha I fucking love that

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        1. iamhammed‏ @iamhammed_ Mar 6
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          Bill Bryson somewhere has a good chapter on the war of ideologies as fought vis bumper stickers.

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        2. NemoBane‏ @NemoBane Mar 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I want to buy Gulpo

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 6
          Replying to @NemoBane

          they are available online i believe :)

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