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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

      eigenrobot Retweeted

      are germans ok https://twitter.com/SixBitProxyWax/status/1367854171483934731 …

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

      eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

      https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1367926814224515072?s=19 …

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      eigenrobot @eigenrobot
      Replying to @paddingtonlopez
      This Is What They Took From You pic.twitter.com/NPnpXkRS8n
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

      eigenrobot Retweeted Latte

      ok yeah this is kind of cute I think hmmmhttps://twitter.com/Ichbins8/status/1367926988934176768?s=19 …

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      Latte @Ichbins8
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      Those aren't real licenses, they are just given to children symbolically after the traffic rules have been explained to them by policemen in elementary school. It's meant to be cute.
      11:59 AM - 5 Mar 2021
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

          eigenrobot Retweeted 𐎀𐎃𐎄𐎟𐎋𐎇𐎅

          https://twitter.com/suchaone/status/1263570003175014401?s=19 …

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          𐎀𐎃𐎄𐎟𐎋𐎇𐎅 @suchaone
          babe it's 410 AD time for your empire flattening pic.twitter.com/zFJYBCyK1S
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

          eigenrobot Retweeted Regretting

          new reports the bike loisance regime is REALhttps://twitter.com/R3gretting/status/1367928805373976576?s=19 …

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          Regretting @R3gretting
          Replying to @idontwa86202030 @eigenrobot
          Just a name to make the kids feel all grown up I think? I wish it was just that 😭. My friend failed the practical test twice and wasn't allowed to bike with me to school for a year until the policemen came back for the test for the next cohort
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        1. Sawyer‏ @CoughsOnWombats Mar 5
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Cute-in-intent, but there's something icky about a culture where children find the concept of a "license" emotionally resonant enough for this to be a good idea. Not issuing them "licenses" probably wouldn't fix this, though. The problem is upstream.

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        2. marsienne‏ @marsiennex2 Mar 5
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I almost failed the practical exam in 3rd grade, recently came across my bike license and remembered the weeks long practice Not sure they’re totally symbolical in all states

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        3. Regretting‏ @R3gretting Mar 5
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          Definitely more than just symbolic at my school! (Munich)https://twitter.com/R3gretting/status/1367928805373976576 …

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          Just a name to make the kids feel all grown up I think? I wish it was just that 😭. My friend failed the practical test twice and wasn't allowed to bike with me to school for a year until the policemen came back for the test for the next cohort
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        1. Invert Avian‏ @Invert_Avian Mar 5
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Some societies are healthy enough that state-child interactions like that can feel okay... I guess

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        2. Unfortunately Not Thomas Jefferson‏ @RatifyGuy1776 Mar 5
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          yeah, it's super cute to instill in children the notion that you must seek permission to do anything

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        3. Unfortunately Not Thomas Jefferson‏ @RatifyGuy1776 Mar 5
          Replying to @RatifyGuy1776 @eigenrobot

          the most important thing about being an adult is obtaining licenses, don't forget it

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        1. Pierrot Le Fou‏ @netznutzniesser Mar 5
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Otoh you can lose your driver's license if they catch you being drunk while riding a bike.

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        1. wizden‏ @secretmoderator Mar 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I will not be a vassal of the state!

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