is it weird to suspect that your kid is some kind of superhuman or do all parents do that
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this and also she has laser eyeshttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1367756332179230721?s=19 …
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eigenrobot @eigenrobotshe figured out nipple latching about twenty seconds after leaving the birth canal. literally she has a kick like a mule, and she can already turn from her back to her side to her front unaided idk im half expecting her to walk and speak in full sentences within a monthShow this thread2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes -
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oh congratulations! that's wonderful 


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