is it weird to suspect that your kid is some kind of superhuman or do all parents do that
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if she talks within a month for more than four hours, you should consult a doctor
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this is normal for messiahs probably
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ok so when are the three wise man coming
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Half robot, half celestial body
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Yeah normally they come out kinda... half baked? I've only seen a foot with no scale but it looked like a pretty hefty foot!
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Eigen, what are you talking about? It's been 6 months already...
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If you keep this up you are going to fill every unmarried man on your timeline with primordial longing.
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If the wee bairn has blond hair and her eyes glow I suggest you be a mite concerned.
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I can’t believe y’all skipped the potato phase. Being able to put baby down for a mo and go do X without fear they roll themselves off of thing was convenient! Lotsa parents have a story of how they remember the day baby learned to roll over because of a thud followed by crying
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