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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

      is it weird to suspect that your kid is some kind of superhuman or do all parents do that

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

      she figured out nipple latching about twenty seconds after leaving the birth canal. literally she has a kick like a mule, and she can already turn from her back to her side to her front unaided idk im half expecting her to walk and speak in full sentences within a month

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

      wtfpic.twitter.com/vy4O37VRGL

      12:41 AM - 5 Mar 2021
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      • iorek byrnison CHOAM Nomsky Keller Scholl Jim Bolder 🛡 Batsu Marras 🖤 full moonboi Joshua Anansi
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        1. alice (taylor's version)‏ @__justplaying Mar 5
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          if she talks within a month for more than four hours, you should consult a doctor

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        1. Font of Argh (the coolest)‏ @MeFromBefore Mar 5
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          pic.twitter.com/v60SyD0Kdc

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        2. QC‏ @QiaochuYuan Mar 5
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          this is normal for messiahs probably

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        3. alice (taylor's version)‏ @__justplaying Mar 5
          Replying to @QiaochuYuan @eigenrobot

          ok so when are the three wise man coming

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        1. Angular Ocean‏ @AngularOcean Mar 5
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          Half robot, half celestial body

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        1. David‏ @atonal440 Mar 5
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          Yeah normally they come out kinda... half baked? I've only seen a foot with no scale but it looked like a pretty hefty foot!

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        1. neck‏ @TapeYourWebcam Mar 5
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Eigen, what are you talking about? It's been 6 months already...

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        1. C.A. Shoultz‏ @HarrierMagnus Mar 5
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          If you keep this up you are going to fill every unmarried man on your timeline with primordial longing.

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        1. Matt Squair‏ @mattsquair Mar 5
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          If the wee bairn has blond hair and her eyes glow I suggest you be a mite concerned.

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        1.  🦃Javi No Thanks 🦃‏ @Melhyphen Mar 5
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          I can’t believe y’all skipped the potato phase. Being able to put baby down for a mo and go do X without fear they roll themselves off of thing was convenient! Lotsa parents have a story of how they remember the day baby learned to roll over because of a thud followed by crying

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