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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

      is it weird to suspect that your kid is some kind of superhuman or do all parents do that

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

      she figured out nipple latching about twenty seconds after leaving the birth canal. literally she has a kick like a mule, and she can already turn from her back to her side to her front unaided idk im half expecting her to walk and speak in full sentences within a month

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      • iorek byrnison CHOAM Nomsky Divia Eden vass Batsu Marras 🖤 strongpoint full moonboi Tara Greene
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5

          wtfpic.twitter.com/vy4O37VRGL

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        1. Joe, AsD, EDP‏ @joe_r_Odonnell Mar 5
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          first words will be "object level"

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        2. Tara Greene‏ @6thsensemoment Mar 5
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          that's great because some babies take some time to latch on to breastfeed. Every baby is different. What about her birth chart?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 5
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          we haven't had it done yet 🤔 she's pretty fresh though.

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        1. Thanks-tonio Turkey-eri Official‏ @ASalieriVevo Mar 5
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          In her day to day life just a normal little moon robot but when danger strikes she becomes BOOB FINDER

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        1. #8‏ @perilousphoto Mar 5
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          Soon enough you’ll be screaming internally for it all to stop. Wait. No. Why won’t you... please just... it’s all so fast.

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        1. Fire on the Mountain‏ @FireontheMount5 Mar 5
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          When they are new the little things seem like the most amazing achievements. Odds are she'll be ahead on some things and average on others, don't worry too much but feel free to celebrate. My son was most extraordinary in getting all his teeth off-the-charts early.

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