ok it turns out the set of things that will cause our daughter to cry incessantly includes "sleeping anywhere that is not directly on top of her mother" I have constructed an ingenious system to keep them both safe and secure in this arrangement but will be keeping watch anyway
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Have you considered constructing a Rube Goldberg machine?
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Replying to @spensercp
what do you think my daughter even is
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