the key was figuring out through process of elimination and happy accident that baby won't sleep except on Moon but now I can see a schedule cohering 1. moon sleeps ~8 hours straight with baby, broken up by feedings. I watch the whole time and tweet 2. then I sleep
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3. we hang out together during some common period and have a nice family time. maybe I run errands everyone wins and I get to tweet more. its ingenious
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I am a parenting God. no eventuality is uncovered by my scheme. even if it kills me thats fine. i have a generous life insurance policy, and
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inshallah she will never appear on this hellsite
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