fyi we determined that she probably had just taken milk so aggressively it backsplashed into her nose a little bit (harmless)
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genuinely mad about this though there is an entire ecosystem of people telling new parenrs that everything will kill their baby and a second ecosystem of people laughing at new parents for worrying that things will kill their baby
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there is significant overlap between these groups and as a new parent I must say fuck the people in that intersection
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There’s no instruction manual dude, react how you feel is appropriate. She’s your daughter, if you have her best interests at heart, you’ll do fine.
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Nothing is more terrifying than a newborn. Hang in there!
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Consider picking one or two trustworthy internet sources and avoiding the rest. Call family and parent-friends with questions. It gets progressively less intense as time goes on. Hang in there Pops.
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I worried more about my son in the first month of his life than about all other things I had worried about in life up to his birth. Every day your baby gets stronger and safer, the first three months are rough, but it sounds like you all are doing an excellent job.
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