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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 3

      ok our newborn is apparently capable of turning over on to her side from her back. neuromuscular af and also she actually seems to prefer this is this fine for sleeping. everyone has been scaring us about this

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 3

      also sorry this account is now 50% new parent neuroticism

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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 3

          if she maybe has a full diaper (uncertain) but is sound asleep do I need to go change her. this seems unnecessary if she is not mad about it

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        1. Giant Golden Disc‏ @GiantGoldenDisc Mar 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Get that up to 80!! Humans, like, invented language to share childcare tips, it would be rude not to ask if you think about it

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        1. ego wrenna - 10k words‏ @egocv Mar 3
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          After reading an obscene number of baby books before ours came, I found myself abandoning most of the suggestions and just playing things mostly by intuition. For the most part, this seemed to work fine

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        1. Michel the Barbary Corsair‏ @CorsairMichel Mar 3
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          Never apologize for that. I'm genuinely here for it.

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        1. hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl in NYC!‏ @hyperdiscogirl Mar 3
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          this will be good for my baby fever I'm sure

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        1. hbd chick 🍁 🍂 🦃‏ @hbdchick Mar 3
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          this is normal! =P no apologies necessary.

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        2. Con Healy‏ @con_healy Mar 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          My son is a fairly skinny dude. His weight tracked the 3rd centile line for the first few months and I cannot describe just how neurotic this made me.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 3
          Replying to @con_healy

          oh god I can only imagine. moonbot was at 35% estimated during gestation and we were so worried about /that/ (she was born at 60%ile and at the rate she is feeding may become larger still)

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        1. Alfred Differ  💉 💉++‏ @AlfredDiffer Mar 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Ha! That’s a GOOD sign. You’ll be calmer with the second one.

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