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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 3

    ok our newborn is apparently capable of turning over on to her side from her back. neuromuscular af and also she actually seems to prefer this is this fine for sleeping. everyone has been scaring us about this

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 3

        also sorry this account is now 50% new parent neuroticism

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 3

        if she maybe has a full diaper (uncertain) but is sound asleep do I need to go change her. this seems unnecessary if she is not mad about it

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      1. spencer‏ @tweet_dispencer Mar 3
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        here we go. i can't even imagine. congratulations and good luck <3

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      1. Edwin Herdman‏ @EdHerdman Mar 3
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        I think it's OK. Time on both sides probably helps develop baby musckels.

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      1. Harbor‏ @Tallytargets Mar 3
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        Yes it’s fine. No blankets or stuff in the crib though.

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      1. 'Rittenhouse Not Guilty All Charges' Washington‏ @VVashingtonEdge Mar 3
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        My 2nd just could not be kept on his back, however carefully you packed him with rolled blankets he'd roll over & sleep on his stomach. Big tip is babies robust enough to do this aren't going to just stop breathing

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      2. Stephen with more cursed knowledge‏ @Phreekedelic Mar 3
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        Put her on her back when you're putting her down, but probably don't be too neurotic about checking and moving her back. She might develop the back-sleeping habit.

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      3. ℝeal Radley // 5’6”‏ @ReallyRadley Mar 3
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        But feel free to stand and just watch her sleep as much as you want. (You’ll likely find you like this more than one would otherwise imagination.)

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      2. Divia Eden‏ @diviacaroline Mar 3
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        As I understand them, the official guidelines are only about how you first put the baby down, not how she positions herself afterwards. Also, I think it seems normal and fine and all my babies rolled to their sides a lot (mostly to face me since we coslept)

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      3. Chris in the garden‏ @chrisgardenuk Mar 3
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        Ours did this as well, liked to be facing someone so he could reach out and check he wasn't alone if necessary.

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