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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 1

    eigenrobot Retweeted Aella

    it is fucked up ppl dont wear formal attire anymorehttps://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1366557464141832192 …

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    AellaVerified account @Aella_Girl
    most women i've known would love to attend formal/fabulous balls for an excuse to dress up, and most men I've known have little interest in it, so i'm mad at men cause i've had like only 5 instances to do my damn best to look smoking hot and glittery and now i'm getting old
    5:47 PM - 1 Mar 2021
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 1

        someone please give me an excuse to get a white tie ensemble

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      1. mark safranski‏ @zenpundit Mar 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Formal attire was a weapon of a more civilized age

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      2. RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS‏ @CaesarSalad99 Mar 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I haven’t even worn a suit in 3 years

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 1
        Replying to @CaesarSalad99

        I could have gotten away without doing so this aint right

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      1. VivaLaPanda‏ @VivaLaPanda_ Mar 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Went to the speakeasy thing in SF a couple years back and a non-trivial part of the fun was dressing in fun clothespic.twitter.com/jwFO5hyop2

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      2. Anna‏ @DistractedAnna Mar 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Anna Retweeted Anna

        I’ve been noticing a weird amount of similar thoughts here and at work and all overhttps://twitter.com/DistractedAnna/status/1366506362772082695 …

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        Need more capes in my life frankly pic.twitter.com/jjViykBGUJ
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      3.  🕯Bird of Play 🕯‏ @BirdOfPlay_ Mar 1
        Replying to @DistractedAnna @eigenrobot

        I got no problem with dressing up fancy but a tie is a dumb choke collar and I'm done wearing them forever.

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      2. Eric Richards‏ @EricRichards22 Mar 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I would rather contemplate on the Tree of Woe for a fortnight than attend an wvent that requires a formal suit

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      3. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi Mar 1
        Replying to @EricRichards22 @eigenrobot

        That's usually called a wedding, a funeral, or most non-tech job interviews, and you can tell working-class people from UMC people, because working-class people use the same black suit for all of them. /UMC: Charcoal, then Black, then Blue.

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      1. Shut It Down. So much dumb.‏ @ShutItAIIDown Mar 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Give me outdoor work clothes or a top hat and monocle. Everything in between is a waste of time.

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