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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 25

    eigenrobot Retweeted hiro antagonist

    it seems wise to add some IQ buffer to your schemes Just In Casehttps://twitter.com/insipidwanker/status/1365099250233712646 …

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    hiro antagonist @insipidwanker
    Replying to @TheAgeofShoddy @RogueWPA and 2 others
    >the Ted Cruz curse of being 85% as smart as he thinks he is Great framing. He's very smart. His problem is he tries to concoct schemes that require him to be smarter still. Ted Cruz has hatched like 10 devious schemes and they've all collapsed for want of 20 points of IQ.
    4:42 PM - 25 Feb 2021
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    • UcKema - Christmas train to Miami bruce Steven A. Squier NemoBane Lauri Elias CfBundy absurdistfool 0.005 Seconds To Madness (30/300) Iain Bryson
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 25

        eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

        on the other hand. if you're too careful you might miss out on the possibility of spectacularly fun failure modeshttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/948709539397869568?s=19 …

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        My ceiling is now on fire
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 25

        a truly magnificent example. stephen kings brother dave is an inspiration to mepic.twitter.com/JZt12tN3mL

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      1. Ted Hawking‏ @HawkingTed Feb 25
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        god I wish I were wise enough to do this

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      1. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk Feb 25
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        the problem with ted cruz's schemes isn't that he's not smart enough it's that the rest of us aren't stupid enough

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      1. Golden Don  ☀‏ @bradbelafonte Feb 25
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        can't bro I'm Jacked Right-In

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 25
        Replying to @aitch_bar

        it's smarter to be lucky / than it's lucky to be smart

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      1. Svilen Todorov‏ @Tenoke_ Feb 25
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        To paraphrase 'Everyone knows that executing a scheme is twice as hard as planning it in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever execute it?'

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      1. liamtheobscure‏ @liamtheobscure Feb 25
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        This curse seems to indicate we can make Ted Cruz arbitrarily smart by convincing him he’s even smarter. If we convince him he’s 10 iq pts smarter, he will be 8.5 iq pts smarter. With the right drugs/hypnotism we can make Ted Cruz infinitely smart!

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