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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 24

    eigenrobot Retweeted Mr John Robertson twitch.tv/robbotron #twitchLDN

    is australia okhttps://twitter.com/Robbotron/status/1364524230235353090 …

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    Mr John Robertson twitch.tv/robbotron #twitchLDNVerified account @Robbotron
    This is doing the rounds on Facebook. When you have a birthday party in Australia, we sing a happy tune to remind you that you had no choice but to be born. Like all Australian things, this is not immediately understood elsewhere. pic.twitter.com/aixQApiahC
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      1. Mr John Robertson twitch.tv/robbotron #twitchLDN‏Verified account @Robbotron Feb 24
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        Oh, absolutely not.

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      1. FUNHAVER‏ @GuyDebordPill Feb 24
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        They learn antinatalism from a young age

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      1. Arthur Dent‏ @ArthurCDent Feb 24
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        Everything that isn’t on fire is trying to bite us, so I mean yeah, I guess

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      1. s̈́͋͝i̓̽̕m͌̈́̕o͌̔̀ǹ́̈́ m̈́͠o͑̐̈́o͆̈́͆n̈́̚͝  🧮 🏴‍☠️‏ @moon_of_a_moon Feb 24
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        i'm with the prison colonists on this one no one is asked if they want to exist we're all just thrust into it without being given a chance to consent

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      2. A. S. "may have been obtained through hacking"‏ @LoCtrl Feb 24
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        TFW one is up late so one has to resort to trolling Australia

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      3. wotton‏ @w0tt0n Feb 24
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        honestly i've never sung that line, i always sing "why was he born so ugly, why was he born at all"

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      1. Matt‏ @mattdsegal Feb 24
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        relatively

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      1. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks Feb 24
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        "A land filled with kangaroos, dingos, spiders the size of your fist. What could be more absurd?"pic.twitter.com/eonWegSNiV

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      2.  ⛈holyweather ☀️‏ @_holyweather Feb 24
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        if you sing it out loud you'll sense the love in it

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      3. rare unearthly thing  💫‏ @Rididelduol Feb 24
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        it's aella's bday holy, I think you have to sing it

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