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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 23

    lying in bed in a meditative trance to cause my intestines to prolapse using sheer mental power so that @selentelechia might be inspired to go into labor

    11:11 PM - 23 Feb 2021
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    • Max Jonas 六龙大君 Cultiral Literati (on the Jianghu scene) strongpoint Frank Lloyd Righteous, A Bit Less Awful In Person™ full moonboi Grümpenführer Mandy VeryRealInternetFriend nzc
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 23

        eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

        fact check: truehttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1364474091072225280?s=19 …

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        bosco @selentelechia
        I think he was actually trying to get me to laugh so hard I peed myself (he failed)
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      1. NLRG Loves Recursive Guises‏ @NLRG_ Feb 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        men will literally

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      1. Churchill of the 𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙙‏ @micah_gj Feb 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        Dudes rock

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      1. Velo‏ @VeloMontaigne Feb 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        You just poasted infohazard

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      2. wizden‏ @secretmoderator Feb 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        I don’t want to be lewd but I believe you’re supposed to have sex to induce labor

        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 23
        Replying to @secretmoderator @eigenrobot

        there's this thing called the refractory period

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      2. Levi Herrera‏ @LeviHerrera4 Feb 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        You should clip out this tweet for baby scrapbook. Page no. 1.

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      3. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Feb 23
        Replying to @LeviHerrera4 @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        print it out, take a picture of you stepping on the printout, and turn it into an nft

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      2. Mi'sen  ❣️‏ @misen__ Feb 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        *throws his birk into a pressure cooker* “So this is one from the early days when we were figuring out how to make the truck work. We’re going to cook it way down, and we’re going to make a Pico de Pica with these laces and limes.” “Do you want me to squeeze the limes?”

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      3. Mi'sen  ❣️‏ @misen__ Feb 23
        Replying to @misen__ @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        Lmao, hit reply on the wrong thread...

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