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    1. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter Feb 3

      How much do you tip?

      18 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
    2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @BecomingCritter

      ok i was raised to tip 15% and then suddenly when I was in my early 20s everyone started acting like only an asshole would tip less than 20 and I have to know when the fuck it changed

      10 replies 0 retweets 50 likes
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    4. Green Sun Prince‏ @willdoingthings Feb 3
      Replying to @PstafarianPrice @selentelechia @BecomingCritter

      Everyone says they tip and tip well, right? But I drove Lyft and Uber, 4.9 star driver back when that meant something, and only 1 out of 5 people tip, generally $1. People talk a lot of shit they don't back up.

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    5. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @willdoingthings @PstafarianPrice @BecomingCritter

      Wait you're supposed to tip uber now too?

      3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    6. Green Sun Prince‏ @willdoingthings Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @PstafarianPrice @BecomingCritter

      Nah you're not supposed to and I realize the tweet was about restaurants, but lots more people say they tip than actually do, and I imagine the principle extends to people who publicly frown on sub 20% tippers. (Fwiw I personally tip 30-40% because I'm dumb)

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    7. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter Feb 3
      Replying to @willdoingthings @selentelechia @PstafarianPrice

      in NYC tipping taxis was always standard, and uber was too I rode in hundreds of both maybe the culture is different in your town, but in NYC we tip

      2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    8. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @BecomingCritter @PstafarianPrice

      yeah apparently you tip fucking everybody in NYC kinda bullshit imo

      2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    9. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @PstafarianPrice

      I tip my mailman and my garbageman i'm not kidding

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    10. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @BecomingCritter @PstafarianPrice

      why!!!

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @BecomingCritter @PstafarianPrice

      cursed city loves frictions obfuscation and rent seeking

      9:24 PM - 3 Feb 2021
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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BecomingCritter @PstafarianPrice

          I'm all for illegibility in some areas of life but degrading the legibility of transactions with my garbage and mailmen feels Wrong

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        3. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter Feb 3
          Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot @PstafarianPrice

          Garbagemen often don't take things outside of whatever the rules say Nothing outside of a certain size, blah blah Throw them 2 $10s every once in a while and they haul whatever you want way cheaper than figuring out how to throw away furniture

          3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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