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    1. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      in the sperm donor case where I find out he's got some fuckton of kids, a few sentiments come up, and they're all disgust-oriented "ugh what if this is some fetish for him" "ugh fucking narcissist" and at its core, just "ugh"

      2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds

      it does seem like it would increase your own long run genetic fitness to reproduce with such a successful fellow, its probably heritable

      3 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds

      successful because he's *cheating* though! no social proof or rapport or investment required, just a list of traits in a dossier!

      3 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds

      yeah but you and people like you are facilitating this! what ground do you have to stand on your COMPLICIT

      1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
    5.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

      srsly just find a hot and successful friend with a wang, ladies

      2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    6. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      this is what some of my dad's friends did for their son bc the husband was infertile they made a list of acceptable dudes in their social circle and asked around my dad declined :P

      2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    7. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      kind of a cute story except that they didn't tell the kid until his late adolescence, but nearly everybody else knew -_-

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    8. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      it is extremely stupid for parents to conceal their children's genetic origins and I have no idea why they do it if you really can't share the *identity* of the biological parent(s) then my god at least tell the kid that they aren't genetically related to you

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    9. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      if your child isn't genetically related to one or both of you, you should be weaving this fact into explanations of their origins starting at age 2, or you're being a fool

      2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    10. Sirsfurther‏ @sirsfurther Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      Tell them they are the offspring of a god

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @sirsfurther @selentelechia @goblinodds

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