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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 2

      eigenrobot Retweeted Rob Henderson

      annals of mate guardinghttps://twitter.com/robkhenderson/status/1356581507536740358 …

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      Rob Henderson @robkhenderson
      "A mother in Australia who purchased Mr. Meijer’s sperm...was disturbed by how many children he turned out to have...She and 50 or so other mothers who used his sperm have formed a group, Moms on a Mission, to try to get him to stop donating." pic.twitter.com/5rD9oRT0Cs
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      17 replies 6 retweets 134 likes
    2.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      what is the problem do these moms all hate their children

      3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      I can't really articulate it but I'd be a little skeeved out if I used a sperm donor and then found out he had *that many* kids

      4 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
    4. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      like, if I found out he had 10ish, ok, sure, if I'm using a sperm donor I know that's a possibility and I don't get to control that buuuuut eh

      4 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
    5. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      actually this is interesting if I simulate a couple different situations, the level of bothered I am about my kid's dad having other kids does seem to scale with how much investment I expect from him if, say, eigen was contacted by some previously unknown child...

      1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
    6. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      ... from before we met, I would only be bothered bc I'd worry about drama more than one, and I start to feel Weird

      2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
    7. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      in the sperm donor case where I find out he's got some fuckton of kids, a few sentiments come up, and they're all disgust-oriented "ugh what if this is some fetish for him" "ugh fucking narcissist" and at its core, just "ugh"

      2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds

      it does seem like it would increase your own long run genetic fitness to reproduce with such a successful fellow, its probably heritable

      3 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
    9. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds

      successful because he's *cheating* though! no social proof or rapport or investment required, just a list of traits in a dossier!

      3 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds

      yeah but you and people like you are facilitating this! what ground do you have to stand on your COMPLICIT

      12:19 AM - 3 Feb 2021
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        2.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Feb 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          srsly just find a hot and successful friend with a wang, ladies

          2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
        3. abu bakr Al-basmati 🍚‏ @helorides4freee Feb 3
          Replying to @goblinodds @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          and if a hot successful one won't... well, plenty o fish in the sea, as they say alcohol?

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
          Replying to @_djpn @selentelechia @goblinodds

          you know what it is is hipsterism everyone wants to say "oh my donor? hes very niche you probably havent heard of him"

          1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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