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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 2

      eigenrobot Retweeted Rob Henderson

      annals of mate guardinghttps://twitter.com/robkhenderson/status/1356581507536740358 …

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      Rob Henderson @robkhenderson
      "A mother in Australia who purchased Mr. Meijer’s sperm...was disturbed by how many children he turned out to have...She and 50 or so other mothers who used his sperm have formed a group, Moms on a Mission, to try to get him to stop donating." pic.twitter.com/5rD9oRT0Cs
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      17 replies 6 retweets 134 likes
    2.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      what is the problem do these moms all hate their children

      3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      I can't really articulate it but I'd be a little skeeved out if I used a sperm donor and then found out he had *that many* kids

      4 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds

      eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

      https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1356876850392260611?s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      eigenrobot @eigenrobot
      Replying to @goblinodds
      i think theyre mad their husbando for rent was renting to someone on the side
      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    5.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

      idk how they actually do it but they should just mix up a buncha dudes' sperm and then baste it into the lady and whichever man's sperm wins can have as many kids as he wants bc he earned it

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @goblinodds @selentelechia

      this is how many animals reproduce tbh

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

      many dongs have a shovel-like shape to scoop out their competitors genetic material

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    8. father of the year‏ @ITBeHa Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

      other species, sure but the precious human mushroom? no siree no such skullduggery here

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @ITBeHa @goblinodds @selentelechia

      we do have unusually small testicles compared to others --> less of this tomfoolery. like relatively

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot @ITBeHa and

      but we also have relatively giant wangs so who knows

      12:13 AM - 3 Feb 2021
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      • bosco father of the year 🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot 🦇
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        2. father of the year‏ @ITBeHa Feb 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

          vaguely remember hearing that conception is likeliest with a “medium” amount of sperm maybe “sex at dawn” paleo-poly trains did happen but as a bonobo like social conflict reduction mechanism but when it was time to actually make children paternal investment always ruled?

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        3. father of the year‏ @ITBeHa Feb 3
          Replying to @ITBeHa @eigenrobot and

          i get how people get into evo just so story speculation about caveman trains is just so *fun*

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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