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eigenrobot Retweeted Rob Henderson
annals of mate guardinghttps://twitter.com/robkhenderson/status/1356581507536740358 …
eigenrobot added,
what is the problem do these moms all hate their children
I can't really articulate it but I'd be a little skeeved out if I used a sperm donor and then found out he had *that many* kids
eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot
eigenrobot added,
idk how they actually do it but they should just mix up a buncha dudes' sperm and then baste it into the lady and whichever man's sperm wins can have as many kids as he wants bc he earned it
this is how many animals reproduce tbh
many dongs have a shovel-like shape to scoop out their competitors genetic material
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