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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 2

      eigenrobot Retweeted Rob Henderson

      annals of mate guardinghttps://twitter.com/robkhenderson/status/1356581507536740358 …

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      Rob Henderson @robkhenderson
      "A mother in Australia who purchased Mr. Meijer’s sperm...was disturbed by how many children he turned out to have...She and 50 or so other mothers who used his sperm have formed a group, Moms on a Mission, to try to get him to stop donating." pic.twitter.com/5rD9oRT0Cs
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    2.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Feb 3
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      what is the problem do these moms all hate their children

      3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      I can't really articulate it but I'd be a little skeeved out if I used a sperm donor and then found out he had *that many* kids

      4 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
    4. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      like, if I found out he had 10ish, ok, sure, if I'm using a sperm donor I know that's a possibility and I don't get to control that buuuuut eh

      4 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
      Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds

      your not getting married!! even if you were genghis khan had hundreds of wives and none of them objected

      12:10 AM - 3 Feb 2021
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      • Just a man with an internet connection iorek byrnison :•: Chuck Benoit ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Dead Hardware bosco #8 🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot 🦇
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia @goblinodds

          probably

          1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
        3.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Feb 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          wouldnt it be cool if your kids had like 70 siblings tho ?? especially if they were all khans

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Feb 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds

          I'd be more jealous but less disgusted if my child's father had produced that many children via wives won through military prowess

          4 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
        3. visa is stretching (hips)  🪔‏ @visakanv Feb 3
          Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot @goblinodds

          I suspect it has to do with the deception like if he had announced “I want to be the worlds #1 sperm donor, I just wanna be dad to so many kids” it would be less disgusting right? bc no deception there

          1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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