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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 1

    eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

    shitposting aside is there any evidence that such a method of destroying specific industries is on its face unconstitutional its not obvious to me that it is but also i dont know anythinghttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1356170533763653634 …

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    friends, today i present to you my proposal for a journalist minimum wage of $50000000/hr
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    • Anтi-Uтopian sophia (guerrera) ostensibly nil Best girl Tsukky 🌸🌻👒 Jack Jonas Imp (61/100 Omelettes) Jack zywiec
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 1

        eigenrobot Retweeted Quip Maximizer

        oh my godhttps://twitter.com/ijfen/status/1356283926176616449?s=19 …

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        Quip Maximizer @ijfen
        Replying to @eigenrobot @danlistensto
        West coast hotel co. v Parrish ended the Lockner era by holding that a minimum wage law just for women is constitutional. "A switch in time saves 9"
        1 reply 1 retweet 31 likes
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 1

        here we are then if you are a Protected Group Member your minimum wage can go to the MOONpic.twitter.com/vv7nQH83py

        3 replies 1 retweet 29 likes
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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 1

        eigenrobot Retweeted Mauv

        if this law is passed and its challenged in court it would be worth it even if overturned just to get all of the amici on record as acknowledging disemployment effects of minimum wageshttps://twitter.com/ThatsMauvelous/status/1356283442309328900?s=19 …

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        Mauv @ThatsMauvelous
        Replying to @ThatsMauvelous @eigenrobot
        structuring an industry into infeasibility is allowed, so long as you can convince the supreme court that your intentions were good™
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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 1

        eigenrobot Retweeted

        yeah go buckwild $50+ minimum wage laws for anyone we dislike lets fucking goooooo https://twitter.com/sbwnhtx/status/1356287441443958786?s=19 …

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      2. Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry‏ @danlistensto Feb 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I'm actually interested in the legal side of this. Can minimum wage laws be specifically targeted at specific job categories? I can't think of any prior examples.

        4 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 1
        Replying to @danlistensto

        there are minimum wage laws that exclude specific job classes at least (agriculture I think, definitely jobs with tips) and afaik journalists are covered by current minimum wage laws other regulations target specific job classes doesnt feel like a major leap

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Beholder‏ @OstavNadezhdu Feb 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        seems like the court could just say "this is obviously a clever attempt to wipe out the field of journalism, which is exactly why we have human courts to judge these things and not literalist computers" but idk

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 1
        Replying to @OstavNadezhdu

        yeah what kind of a test could they invent for this though?

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Krebs bei Mitternacht  🌙‏ @HallowXIII Feb 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        i mean before the warren court you could have said "none of this is an enumerated power of congress" but fdr wanted to be mussolini

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      1. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Feb 1
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        surely Wickard v. Filburn apples ;)

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