dear friends, journalism has been overrun by bad content, russian-sponsored adversaries, trumpists, greenwaldian traitors, and other disinformatory horrors unfortunately the first amendment prevents Regulation of the press FORTUNATELY i have a solution
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friends, today i present to you my proposal for a journalist minimum wage of $50000000/hr
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as far as you or I know no court has ever determined that commercial regulations dont apply to journalism no matter what the first amendment says
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such a guaranteed wage will help out struggling journalists get back on their feet in no time the press corps will return to its proud tradition as a high quality functional industry in no time and our best and brightest minds will flock to the field
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the best part is that everyone knows minimum wage laws dont have disemployment effects so no need to worry about that sort of thing
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