new EA cause area: invent a device that can reach into the depths of time and replicate audio of past unrecorded conversations to solve historical mysteries and also let us cancel anyone whose ever said anything Naughty in private
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new EA cause area: develop a reliable method for detecting p-zombies and use them as forced organ donors for people who experience qualia
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new EA cause area: develop qualia transplant technology to ensoul p-zombies remaining p-zombies will naturally band together to oppose this cultural genocide this conflict will be resolved by program described in previous tweet
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eigenrobot Retweeted Christopher Reighley
new AN cause area: forced sterilization except for p-zombieshttps://twitter.com/reighleyc/status/1184834681692278784?s=19 …
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eigenrobot Retweeted niftierideology
new EA cause area:https://twitter.com/niftierideology/status/1191433421039398912?s=19 …
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new EA cause area: identifying individuals who are likely to go to Heaven and killing them immediately to maximize their utility, while indefinitely extending the lives of the damned to spare them the fires of Hell
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new EA cause area: develop a time machine and fund a team of operators to travel back in time and kill *every* politician in their infancy
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new EA cause area: close down EA and channel all funding into Effective Gatekeeping https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1253824253738323969?s=19 …
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eigenrobot Retweeted Shea Levy
fuck this one is goodhttps://twitter.com/shlevy/status/1355271490070052866?s=19 …
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I had to think about that one for entirely too long b/c just recently in my state there was an incident of someone who deliberately spoiled a batch of vaccines by leaving them out overnight b/c "bill gates mind control chips" or some nonsense
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they've been arrested and will be indicted. it was something like 500 doses.
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