like nearly everything else there are both cool and lame ways of not having sex and if you have to not have sex its best to do it in a cool way
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have you ever seen a monk
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Many. I heard one speak at a monastery a couple of years ago, a Benedictine. Could tell you some interesting stories. This one practiced martial arts, another does ceramics. Another was from Belgium, very old. One on one, I had to listen hard, and what we told me was amazing.
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We grew up in awe of our Priests.
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The omission of the m in “monastery” seems demonically proposital (onastery -> onanism)
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When Jesus named his disciple Peter it was to proclaim that dudes rock
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Underrated pun
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also, only one letter removed from monke
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My dad is a hairdresser who shoots guns and has 3 black belts and hasn't been married or involved with a lady in 15 years
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