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sharks are incredibly smooth
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Shark scales definitely have a grain though
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Wait are we talking about an individual scale or the arrangement of scales? Cause I can say from personal experience that a shark stroked from tail to head feels like sandpaper at its smoothest
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you definitely can't stroke a shark in any direction you please though; it's one-way sandpaper
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common misconception. sharks are smooth no matter how you rub them, its a defining feature of the clade
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sharks are a lot like my jaw in that respect
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I am currently using a shark to sand down my table. Please check your facts my friend
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it wont work because sharks are incredibly smooth
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Except that you replace a frickin laser with a fireball launcher
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