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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 26

    eigenrobot Retweeted Jeremy C. Owens

    this is both a joke and hilarious hes right about getting out though oh wellhttps://twitter.com/jowens510/status/1354196558657425409 …

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    Jeremy C. OwensVerified account @jowens510
    I get that people think its funny when bad things happen to Wall Street types, but this GameStop thing is not a joke. These are stock traders conspiring to manipulate the markets in open view of us all and using the "nah, its for the lulz, and the other side sucks" as an excuse.
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    6:17 PM - 26 Jan 2021
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 26

        eigenrobot Retweeted Daniel Sinclair

        i fucking love markets. not even ironicallyhttps://twitter.com/_DanielSinclair/status/1354206772656021510?s=19 …

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        Daniel Sinclair @_DanielSinclair
        Quants are scraping WallStreetBets now. We are off the rails lmao https://www.businessinsider.com/hedge-funds-data-reddit-tracking-wallstreetbets-tickers-gamestop-short-yolo-2021-1 …
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 26

        "nooooooooooooooo you cant wreck my reddit insurrectino conducted in public in scrapable text with clear sentiment data nooooooo" haha efficient markets go brrrrrrr

        8 replies 6 retweets 101 likes
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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 26

        eigenrobot Retweeted Anna

        markets are the greatest thing on Earthhttps://twitter.com/DistractedAnna/status/1354257431166144512?s=19 …

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        Anna @DistractedAnna
        I will do it for half that https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1354252913351122946 …
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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 26

        eigenrobot Retweeted

        i kinda bet they won't have political cover for it be extremely bad optics https://twitter.com/simoj_/status/1354263177756889090?s=19 …

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      2. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk Jan 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        the gamestop kids are also going to lose a lot of money, and the way that squares is in fact what they're doing is actually negative-sum

        3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 26
        Replying to @sgodofsk

        pic.twitter.com/EvQ27nxzBm

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      1. Analytic Valley Girl Chris‏ @ChrisExpTheNews Jan 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        *lights cigarette* Actually it's okay when both sides do it

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      2. Mauv‏ @ThatsMauvelous Jan 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        im ceremonially holding my one share to the bitter end its not an expectation of profit, it's a vote for better risk modeling in the future

        2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      3. Evil (Political) Scientist‏ @knrd_z Jan 26
        Replying to @ThatsMauvelous @eigenrobot

        This is the way

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