So here is a thing I have learned about babies it is about poop
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babies’ poop goes through stages at first babies may not poop when they do start to poop they poop the sticky black oil from THE X-FILES, and they can poop several times a day eventually they move on to liquidy yellowish-brown poop but they poop on a very irregular schedule
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babies can skip a day of pooping babies can skip multiple days of pooping babies can skip like a WEEK of pooping babies are just fine with this parents grow increasingly concerned the baby will explode
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a complicating factor is that babies are not very good at pooping and haven’t really coordinated the act yet but when they do there is a shrug a twitch and then, in an instant the entire multiple days’ poop supply is dumped at once like blowing out an airlock
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do you know that meme of the barnyard pig that has such colossal balls that he has managed to shit on his own balls I did not think any mammal in my house would be able to shit on its own balls well, sir
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the amazing part isn’t so much that Moose can shit on his balls it’s that the volumes of his dumps are so massive that there are still somehow times when he *doesn’t* shit on his balls
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anyway that is your thread on poop for the morning
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