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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 26

    one of the best things about being in your thirties is having lived long enough to encounter thousands of aphorisms and witticisms that can be deployed in any situation, and yet not so long that your memory is going so you still have access to them

    12:01 PM - 26 Jan 2021
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    • acid shill american biologist Trey Roque Bennett Hoffman Kerrin Naude Aaron Franklin joshua Kevin Kautzman neofriedmanite🗽🌐🏛
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      2. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk Jan 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        tfw i don't know any aphorisms

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk Jan 26
        Replying to @mechanical_monk @eigenrobot

        ok i googled what an aphorism is and i do know some but it wouldn't occur to me to actually say them

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Kitten  💖 🐈‏ @kitten_beloved Jan 26
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        Isn't that just a fine kettle of fish

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      2. Radagast  🌋‏ @RadagastTBrown Jan 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Grandpa's mind was still like a steel trap, albeit one which had rusted shut

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      1. gotta_anona‏ @AnonaGotta Jan 26
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        This is why I'm so excited to be right near the beg of my 30s - I've clearly got my best decade ahead

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      2. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka Jan 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        the prime of life is first in the body, then in wit, and finally in wisdom

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Alice  🍁 🍂‏ @lalaAlicelala Jan 26
        Replying to @thesravaka @eigenrobot

        imo we peak at death but yes

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      2. dance yrself clean ( 👶🏼, 👶🏾, 👶🏿)‏ @abettertake Jan 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        thread of your favorite witticisms plz

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 26
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        eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

        oh they're super context dependent i was thinking about it because of this tweet which sprung into my mind unbidden, adapted from an Anatole France quotationhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1354148174714159104?s=19 …

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        the filibuster, in its majestic equality, forbids majority party and minority party alike to pass legislation without sixty affirming votes
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