Creepity
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I suspect it means "I'm decently good-looking and willing to ask people out, so I get dates. Here's an elaborate psychodrama I've constructed to explain this totally unremarkable result."
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much of my success w women is bc I am so interesting, compelling, unique, better than you, and clever,,,,
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much of my success with women stems from my personality disorder
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Don't worry
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i also recommend against making ones identity "not successful with women"
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I can fix him (make him do up downs)
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Subtweeting wife guys?
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This is why, every time I ask my wife to make me a cup of coffee, there's a 50/50 chance I thank her or throw it at the cat. It's all about being mercurial.
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