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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 13

      what image macro has had the greatest influence on your intellectual development?

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 13

      these did a lot for mepic.twitter.com/ALF2xoXyrp

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 14

      meanwhile these deserve their own entrypic.twitter.com/suypUyXwk9

      12:01 AM - 14 Jan 2021
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      • NOLAN GRAY Sam 🌾 HanneloreDelores Augustine coffeespoons H101 AHE iorek byrnison j Armchair Egghead
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 14

          i had the original print of this before my ex kept it in a breakup :(pic.twitter.com/aagieSwTsy

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        1. j.drake‏ @jdrxke Jan 14
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          i can’t tell if this is a sbubby eef freef or a real menu

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        1. Zombie Claude Rains‏ @ZombieClaudeR Jan 14
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          Like a nihilist version of Wacky Packages.

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        1. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Jan 14
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          Shrimp Quarantines. The elites are always shoving their plans in our faces, but we're too doubled over with laughter to bring them to account.

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        2. Christopher Smith‏ @chrylis Jan 14
          Replying to @mattbramanti @eigenrobot

          go to bed, Matt, you're drunk

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        1. inner_Panda‏ @_innerPanda Jan 14
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          Twinks AND pups. Very gay friendly :)

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        1. Miguel‏ @TweetingTasio Jan 14
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          That's got to be the same place where these guys shop.pic.twitter.com/QmdmKmKJe6

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        1. HanneloreDelores‏ @HanneloreDelor5 Jan 14
          Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz

          Probably the same for my kids. We still have this calendar somewhere.

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