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    1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Jan 12
      Replying to @StevenWillcox2 @eigenrobot

      tbf how many adults actually bother trying to explain anything ... ever??? instead of just dismissing teenagers entirely 🙃

      3 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 12
      Replying to @goblinodds @StevenWillcox2

      how many teenagers listen when adults explain things to them though

      5 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
    3. father of the year‏ @ITBeHa Jan 12
      Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @StevenWillcox2

      this starts much earlier. we started with a commitment to explaining and arrived at “because we said so” in short order, not just because children don’t do dynamic thinking and repeating the same subproblems exponentially gets tiresome, but also because it gets better compliance.

      2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
    4. father of the year‏ @ITBeHa Jan 12
      Replying to @ITBeHa @eigenrobot and

      compliance is great, you wouldn’t believe the number of things that are around in many places that tend to break and/or injure/kill humans when you interact with them adults are drilled to avoid them and don’t notice them any more but parents learn to re-see them right quick

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
    5.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Jan 12
      Replying to @ITBeHa @eigenrobot @StevenWillcox2

      god yeah watching my parenrts baby proof the house for my brother when i was like 9 was an education 😂

      1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 12
      Replying to @goblinodds @ITBeHa @StevenWillcox2

      fyi @selentelechia we will Not be baby proofing the household her lessons will be hard, but thorough, and she will become Strong and Wise before her time

      8 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
    7. Caroline01‏ @Caroline30 Jan 12
      Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds and

      You gotta baby-proof just one cabinet. The one that contains laundry detergent and stuff they should not drink. Then put the knives up and let her have a good time with everything in the cabinets!

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
    8.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Jan 12
      Replying to @Caroline30 @eigenrobot and

      get lil mr yuck stickers for when she's old enough to understand them

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 12
      Replying to @goblinodds @Caroline30 and

      oh hell yeah I loved mr yuck

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
    10.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Jan 12
      Replying to @eigenrobot @Caroline30 and

      honestly he made all the poisons in the house that much more tempting

      1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 12
      Replying to @goblinodds @Caroline30 and

      welp too latepic.twitter.com/fyLATtJuqf

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        1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Jan 12
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Caroline30 and

          pic.twitter.com/1BicY8G2A1

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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Jan 12
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds and

          I on the other hand was very conscientious about observing the mr. Yuck rules

          1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
        3.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Jan 12
          Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot and

          i wonder how many kids' innocence died when they caught their parents drinking out of mr yuck-labeled booze

          1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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