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    1. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn Jan 11

      golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100) Retweeted frankie

      thoughts, @eigenrobot?https://twitter.com/FrankieSoupp/status/1348714071575699460?s=19 …

      golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100) added,

      frankie @FrankieSoupp
      My husband is at the bank. We live in trump country. It’s packed with trump supporters pulling all of their money out because martial law is coming.
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      4 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 11
      Replying to @realjdburn

      honestly ive considered pulling a few thou out myself i did when covid hit and then i spent it all on weed

      8 replies 0 retweets 45 likes
    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot @realjdburn

      main concern is that Larger bad things would happen rather than anything about martial law tho

      1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
    4. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn Jan 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      guessing the vast majority of the ppl pulling their savings out are somewhat less rational actors than you are

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 11
      Replying to @realjdburn

      #metoo

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    6. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn Jan 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      closing out the 401k to put it all in the $2 bills with trump stickers on them they're selling on newsmax

      1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 11
      Replying to @realjdburn

      jesus christ is that real

      7:23 PM - 11 Jan 2021
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      • Fifty, Foul, A Sly Drunk good stove absurdistfool Will Hinsa gig🐜alth2u's sneed (due 2 inflation) (🦧,🦧) 🎅🥯 golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)
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        2. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn Jan 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          just visited my mom who has recently begun doomwatching and saw most of an infomercial

          1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 11
          Replying to @realjdburn

          j f c so whats your take on this shit? genuinely asking, your domain knowledge has proved to be vastly superior to mine

          2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        1. inner_Panda‏ @_innerPanda Jan 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @realjdburn

          And, of course, the design is garish and terrible.

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