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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 10

    eigenrobot Retweeted Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH

    endless screaminghttps://twitter.com/ashishkjha/status/1348489177491501063 …

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    Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPHVerified account @ashishkjha
    Just spoke with a close colleague, thought I'd share his story Have changed minor details to protect him He's an ER Doc, working in a hot spot Few days ago, early evening, vaccine team showed up with a bunch of extra doses of Moderna vaccine Thread
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    10:42 PM - 10 Jan 2021
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    • Alice Xu Board of canada The McLegibilist Djentleman Scholar 🤘🦊🤘🐸🍵 Murky Consequences Translocated Fake Mario post jawline Geoworge 🪕 uWu 🪕 Buwush
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 10

        eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

        https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1346196792623284224?s=19 …

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        eigenrobot @eigenrobot
        shocked that the people who brought you the DMV would fuck up vaccine distribution
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 10

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        government is simply the name we give to things we choose to do togetherhttps://twitter.com/polly/status/1348464494108954626?s=19 …

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        PVerified account @polly
        The process for *senior citizens* to get the vaccine in New York City involves a 51 step online questionnaire that includes uploading multiple attachments. https://twitter.com/NYCComptroller/status/1348457463855644672 …
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      1. Theta Grunberg‏ @ThetaGrunberg Jan 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        On the bright side it’s nice to see a sensible person with MPH after their name, possibly the first I’ve seen since the pandemic began

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      1. Titus Techera‏ @titusfilm Jan 10
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        Compare stories from Israel: End of day, vaccinators seek people in the streets--hey, buddy, wanna vaccine! It's your lucky day! That seems the more serious & more helpful attitude...

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      1. Wiskerz‏ @wiskerz Jan 11
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        ah bureaucracy at its best

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      2. \\GNOME WARRIOR |Fistlosopher| MODE//‏ @fistlosopher Jan 11
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        Short story idea: retired doctor makes the rounds to those free clinics that hand out clean syringes to junkies, gathers lists of local at-risk/elderly by inviting them to his innocuously-named fb groups, cuts the headlights and stakes out hospitals' waste disposal services...pic.twitter.com/JsiHPoLTsl

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      3. ConceptPtr‏ @ConceptPointer Jan 11
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        this is starting to feel like fight club

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      1. elle‏ @ellegist Jan 11
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        https://unherd.com/thepost/i-volunteer-at-a-vaccine-centre-and-im-worried/ … for the massive fuckups over here too! 😌

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      2. Sirsfurther‏ @sirsfurther Jan 11
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Literally just post needles to everyone or just leave them lying around if u cant do that

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      3. Sirsfurther‏ @sirsfurther Jan 11
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        Just leave boxes of needles in the streets, like they do with bricks when there's a riot

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