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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 7

      suspects being added to no fly list ht @mattparlmer https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1346959400372563968 …pic.twitter.com/NG0wU2rcHW

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 7

      ha ha ha ha ha real war on terror shit except you know for americans ha ha ha

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 7

      good thing obama closed guantanamo eh

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 7

      good thing im too young to have been politically aware in 2001 and shouting at everyone No You Fucking Idiots This Is Going To Be Used To Erode Your Rights Jesus Christ You Fools

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 7

      oh wait no I was doing exactly that big fuck you to 90% of people who were adults in 2001

      8:38 PM - 7 Jan 2021
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 7

          eigenrobot Retweeted Jake Mannix

          surely ILL never be targeted by extracurial punishmentshttps://twitter.com/pbrane/status/1347404470418776068?s=19 …

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          yeah gee, having people who stormed the Capitol put on no-fly lists sure makes me mad about Our Rights.
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        2.  🍂 The Pectrichory  🍄‏ @The_Petrichory Jan 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Ironically, I was practicing your philosophy of not having opinions back then. Sorry 'bout that one.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 7
          Replying to @The_Petrichory

          i get it

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        2. Rob McMillin‏ @scareduck Jan 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Standing on the treadmill at the gym and bleeding out the eyes at Colin Powell's speech and wanting to throw things I didn't have

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 7
          Replying to @scareduck

          i was in class was just numb

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        1. American Citizen‏ @TheWorldWatch Jan 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          2003 was the big mistake!

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        2. Nick HK‏ @nickchk Jan 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          nearly every adult in my life called this shot on like sep 12, it was a shock a few years later to meet people who had very much taken it in a different direction. granted, at the time i wasn't old enough for people on the news to be real humans

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 7
          Replying to @nickchk

          you were raised right 🥲

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        2. GᑌᑎᗷOᗩT GOᗩT 中国是屁眼‏ @GunboatGoat Jan 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I was a highschool junior. In NY. It's hard to overstate how psychologically beleaguering that event was. IMHO the 2005 adults deserve more blame. Not a whole lot more, but more.

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        3. GᑌᑎᗷOᗩT GOᗩT 中国是屁眼‏ @GunboatGoat Jan 7
          Replying to @GunboatGoat @eigenrobot

          Original sunset, tbc

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