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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 6

    my manager said he would try to hang on to me to the tune of a million dollars today i do not thing this will translate to salary but i still appreciate the sentiment

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 6
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        i also told him about this tweet and assured him it was a joke and he replied, "if you think youre about to be fired presenting a tweet about starting a Union is actually the best thing you could do, legally speaking" this manager is a Jewel Christinehttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1346550544035287040?s=19 …

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        starting a Union at my company. to force management to adopt the principle that Misato is best girl
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      1. Font of Argh (the coolest)‏ @MeFromBefore Jan 6
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        he meant a million dollars total over the next fifty years, so 20K p/a, tops 😝

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      1. hiro antagonist‏ @insipidwanker Jan 6
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        Do you know what the multiple for total cost of employment is at your firm? Nothing wrong with pushing harder than you're comfortable with for more than they are. You're regressing for three more, after all.

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      2. Shadrach Edwards‏ @ShadWonderguy Jan 6
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        I told one of my guys “you earned a years pay last night.” When recounting the story my manager said “God, don’t tell him that.”

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      3. Shadrach Edwards‏ @ShadWonderguy Jan 6
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        But he literally saved the company >$100k in losses, and I couldn’t have done it. I found the problem and pointed at it and said “Jackie, can you do anything about that? Hopefully in the next 30 minutes so we can keep the plant online?”

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