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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 3

      one difference between men and women is that if you come up with an absurd system for classifying humans at a party women will generally want to be classified and men will quietly resist it

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 3

      one powerful way of flirting with a girl is mentioning some such mildly, ambiguously judgmental systems but not classifying her and waiting to be asked

      9 replies 3 retweets 171 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 3

      these are high level social theories please use them responsibly

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 3

      do you know off the of the head what your mbti or harry potter house is

      1:12 AM - 3 Jan 2021
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 3

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          last option is for males (female) https://twitter.com/thatinterlace/status/1345659466528776193?s=19 …

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        2. Mandy VeryRealInternetFriend‏ @pantinkins Jan 3
          Replying to @nicholatian_ @nicholatian @eigenrobot

          Meyers Briggs type indicator. Like INFJ

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        2. alice (taylor's version)‏ @__justplaying Jan 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          mbti yes, i dont subscribe to harry potter houses @captain_mrs do you have a harry potter house

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        3. Mrs C  🍂‏ @captain_mrs Jan 3
          Replying to @__justplaying @eigenrobot

          Hufflepuff, if anyone asks. It's like at most my 5th favourite classification system though 😉

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1. If you can't abort me, flush me in the toilet‏ @comoesestojusto Jan 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          i know my mbti only because it's so obvious but not harry potter clique because i haven't watched it.

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        1. E. Darwin Hartshorn  🦬‏ @logosimian Jan 3
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          yes but I don't spend much thought on it (m)

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        2. Iguanabowtie‏ @Iguanabowtie1 Jan 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          JKR: good guys, bad guys, smart guys, fat guys Hussie:pic.twitter.com/TOSV0XH3Mq

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        3. Iguanabowtie‏ @Iguanabowtie1 Jan 3
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          pic.twitter.com/eCQYVP3y7V

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        1. 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣‏ @harrisonpartch Jan 3
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          Did not read harry potter the mbti is worthless nonsense

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