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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 1

      i would have to say my phone company is grossly incompetent i have autopay set up and every few months they just stop charging my card and I get a nasty text telling me im past due and my phone is getting cut off shut up and take my money you cretins

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 1

      this is the screen i get when I log in to figure out what is fucked up. mysteriouspic.twitter.com/spwRnOjEVi

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 1

      autopay seems to be on but they're not bothering to charge me for another week and a half for some reason i have not logged into this account since the last time they failed to charge me so im not sure why this change(?) would be happeningpic.twitter.com/iMHF9qg0lO

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 1

      @TMobileHelp I don't need any help but your billing is broken and you might open a ticket for some poor oncall

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 1

      eigenrobot Retweeted Golden Don  ☀

      apparent this is a known issue consider UBNing this shithttps://twitter.com/bradbelafonte/status/1345079076818624514?s=19 …

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      Golden Don  ☀ @bradbelafonte
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      do you do prepaid? apparently their prepaid auto pay thing is all fucked up. if you're using a saved card, try adding the card on the auto pay page.
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 1

      i think im mostly irritated about this because the thought of leaving some account unpaid or overdue is viscerally horrifying to me apparently one of my core beliefs about myself is that i pay my bills and make good my debts

      3 replies 0 retweets 59 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 1

      is anyone else like this or am i weird

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 1
          Replying to @Grumpenfuhrer

          yeah i think the system is getting more robust to gross incompetence . . . maybe? need to think about this

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        1. InvalidBeard‏ @InvalidBeard Jan 1
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          Every house needs a slogan.

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        1. Christopher Smith‏ @chrylis Jan 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I would say intellectually annoying, but also that I have a kind of equitable view such that if a company fails on its own account to get its act together, I do not bear moral responsibility.

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        1. Aaron‏ @AaronEstel Jan 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I am same but on other hand I can be very stubborn about *not* paying what I don't owe. Still have an outstanding ding on my credit because comcast charged me after I cancelled. Apparently their web form for cancellation doesn't count and you need to call but fuck that

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        2. dj microbeads in NYC  🇺🇲 til the 20th‏ @djmicrobeads Jan 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          same but i can kinda turn it off if i do some sort of imaginary worst case analysis

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        3. dj microbeads in NYC  🇺🇲 til the 20th‏ @djmicrobeads Jan 1
          Replying to @djmicrobeads @eigenrobot

          by "worst case analysis" i mean "what can they do to me if i don't pay?"

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        1. erf‏ @erf_of_why Jan 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          This happened with a capital one credit card once, nuked my credit score when I forgot to pay it

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        2. St. Rev, Former PhD  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev Jan 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I am extremely low-conscientiousness in the Big 5 sense thanks to Brain Problems and high-conscientiousness in the normal sense and I just live with bone-crushing guilt forever.

          1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
        3. Teddy‏ @TeddyRaccovelt Jan 1
          Replying to @St_Rev @eigenrobot

          this is the strongest of moods

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