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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Dec 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Jacob Grier

      cant even muster anger any more just tiredhttps://twitter.com/jacobgrier/status/1344417406505033728 …

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      Jacob GrierVerified account @jacobgrier
      Here's the story I didn't expect to be writing today: Early in the pandemic, distilleries stepped up to alleviate the shortage of hand sanitizer. This week the FDA informed them that they owe a surprise fee of more than $14,000 for the privilege. https://reason.com/2020/12/30/when-there-wasnt-enough-hand-sanitizer-distilleries-stepped-up-now-theyre-facing-14060-fda-fees/ …
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Dec 2020

      jesus christ this fucking thing againpic.twitter.com/Ze8PhTDV9O

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Dec 31

      eigenrobot Retweeted ARCHIVED: HHS Office of Public Affairs

      theyre allegedly rolling it back credit where duehttps://twitter.com/SpoxHHS/status/1344782162118266880?s=19 …

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      ARCHIVED: HHS Office of Public AffairsVerified account @SpoxHHS
      “I’m pleased to announce we have directed FDA to cease enforcement of these arbitrary, surprise user fees. Happy New Year, distilleries, and cheers to you for helping keep us safe!” (2/2)
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        2. Andrew Rettek‏ @oscredwin Dec 31
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Best thing about the last few weeks has been the government reversing stupid covid policy due to outrage.

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        3. Mauv‏ @ThatsMauvelous Dec 31
          Replying to @oscredwin @eigenrobot

          dammit, it's almost enough to convince me that being mad matters

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. paul the dog‏ @no_compute Dec 31
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          The bureaucracy worked perfectly and ceased problem propagation all the way to the president.

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        1. Fred Mongenel III‏ @Fred1Boot Jan 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          The fact that they had to be TOLD to not be a-holes.pic.twitter.com/ndytYek00S

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