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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Dec 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Jacob Grier

      cant even muster anger any more just tiredhttps://twitter.com/jacobgrier/status/1344417406505033728 …

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      Jacob GrierVerified account @jacobgrier
      Here's the story I didn't expect to be writing today: Early in the pandemic, distilleries stepped up to alleviate the shortage of hand sanitizer. This week the FDA informed them that they owe a surprise fee of more than $14,000 for the privilege. https://reason.com/2020/12/30/when-there-wasnt-enough-hand-sanitizer-distilleries-stepped-up-now-theyre-facing-14060-fda-fees/ …
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Dec 2020

      jesus christ this fucking thing againpic.twitter.com/Ze8PhTDV9O

      7:38 PM - 30 Dec 2020
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      • Michael Keenan Ape Hands Holder acid shill theutus vape resort Fred Mongenel III Antisocial Justice Have At Thee, Sir! 🗡🛡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴‍☠️ Pirkka-Joose Sempé 27 5'3''
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Dec 31

          eigenrobot Retweeted ARCHIVED: HHS Office of Public Affairs

          theyre allegedly rolling it back credit where duehttps://twitter.com/SpoxHHS/status/1344782162118266880?s=19 …

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          ARCHIVED: HHS Office of Public AffairsVerified account @SpoxHHS
          “I’m pleased to announce we have directed FDA to cease enforcement of these arbitrary, surprise user fees. Happy New Year, distilleries, and cheers to you for helping keep us safe!” (2/2)
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        1. The Gentleman Sausage‏ @Gent_Sausage 30 Dec 2020
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          I'm feeling conflicted about whether I hate the FDA or I'm grateful that we have it https://twitter.com/TheHinduDindu/status/1344488206931148807 …pic.twitter.com/JX3H6zMq5Q

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        1. TwoAndFour‏ @TwoAndFour1 30 Dec 2020
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          Wonder why we can't make shit anymore.

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        1. palpatine respecter‏ @WrappedInThFlag 30 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          this is to the american state what new atheists pretend leviticus's prohibition on shellfish is to christianity but this time it's actually real

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        2. Eths‏ @etthhss 30 Dec 2020
          Replying to @dibutler4 @eigenrobot @trajan_decius

          In US though?

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        2. BJI‏ @ninthhostage 30 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          funny story about this - there's one company in the US that makes the bittering agent required by the fda - but they sell in quantities for bittering millions of gallons of liquid - not the thousands / tens of thousands smaller distilleries deal in

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        3. BJI‏ @ninthhostage 30 Dec 2020
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          the agent is sold in powdered form and causes blindness if it gets in your eyes so anyway this one chemical company had their employees repackage industrial drums of the stuff into little containers that fit in a pocket (with to make an olympic swimming pool too bitter to drink)

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