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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Dec 2020

    real talk if you implement a communist system i am going to be lazy as Fuck good luck getting me to work

    2:39 PM - 30 Dec 2020
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Dec 2020

        like, its already a struggle when im heavily incentivized. this is not an idle threat

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Dec 2020

        eigenrobot Retweeted Christopher Smith

        hohohohttps://twitter.com/chrylis/status/1344413180869697539?s=19 …

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        Christopher Smith @chrylis
        Replying to @eigenrobot
        technically it's exactly an idle threat
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      2. dj microbeads in NYC  🇺🇲 til the 20th‏ @djmicrobeads 30 Dec 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        that's the idea yes

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. ° ◐ WEATHER GIRL  📡 ☼‏ @MISTYFALLS1991 30 Dec 2020
        Replying to @djmicrobeads @eigenrobot

        I don't wanna eat Soylent.

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      1. Josh Lester  🖤 😌‏ @LingTolls 30 Dec 2020
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        Some people actually believe they’d get to not work lmao

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      1. Your Welcome Matt‏ @YrWelcomeMatt 30 Dec 2020
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        I'll probably join one of those camps I've heard about

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      1.  🔪‏ @leaacta 30 Dec 2020
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        I'd really love to show up for work sometimes, but I'm havin' a real calculation problem here, comrade—see, I only get 24 hours in a day, and I sleep 10 or 12 of those, so,

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      2. Z‏ @zeit_sinn 30 Dec 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        "but but but you see when you are no longer alienated from the fruit of your labor everyone will love working" is the biggest cope

        2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. tamala‏ @tamala04262752 30 Dec 2020
        Replying to @zeit_sinn @eigenrobot

        I worked with a guy who literally told me that.

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      1. Rational Bot‏ @Rationalbot 30 Dec 2020
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        If they implement a communist system I'm going to work for Gosplan in order to become a member of the neostalinist bureacracy that inevitably replaces the revolutionaries in a violent internal struggle

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