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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Dec 2020

      currently enduring @selentelechia trying to Poe me with borderer culture practices

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Dec 2020

      "its bad luck to give someone a present with an edge or blade. if there's not at least a token payment you'll be--" *stabbing motion*

      8:37 PM - 28 Dec 2020
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Dec 2020

          what

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        1. Teddy‏ @TeddyRaccovelt 28 Dec 2020
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          what am I gonna do with this stockpile of vintage katanas then?

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        2. The Platonic Form of Bitch‏ @EvesGoodBoy 28 Dec 2020
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          ...do people just assume if you give them a knife you want to be stabbed?

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        3. The Platonic Form of Bitch‏ @EvesGoodBoy 28 Dec 2020
          Replying to @EvesGoodBoy @eigenrobot

          wait someone gave me a fruit knife for christmas this year rip my in laws?

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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 28 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          someone will get *metaphorically* stabbed in the back, not literally

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        3. David McDougall - Lisbon Nov 19-23‏ @dmcdougall 29 Dec 2020
          Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot

          Surely the metaphor is just a development from the increased odds of it happening literally tho

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        1. uᴉʌlɐɔ‏ @tokyokrump 28 Dec 2020
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          is this not a thing why did i learn this

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        1. Guy Takfiri‏ @paddingtonlopez 28 Dec 2020
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          This is why you don’t give out crys knives as Christmas gifts

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        1. Jonathan "Mad Monk" Parks‏ @findingkazi 28 Dec 2020
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          My father always made me give him a penny for a blade.

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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Dec 2020

          do borderers wig out when they watch kill bill part i or read about the the lady in the lake shout "you fool" when the character takes the sword without leaving payment i bet not that's interesting one of those beliefs like about ghosts right @selentelechia?

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