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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Dec 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

    i think I come out looking reasonable in this exchangehttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1343438166502477824 …

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    bosco @selentelechia
    .@eigenrobot: "how much mustard do you want on your hamburger" me: "idk, a normal amount???" e: "oh! a 'normal' amount! I know exactly what that means!"
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      1. Mr. Reese‏ @drsurio 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        pic.twitter.com/anV3sDTImy

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      2. Upstate Federalist‏ @upstatefederlst 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        W: Please give me an ice cube. Me: *Provides an ice cube* W: I meant give me ice, who would want one ice cube? Me: You literally said the exact instructions of one ice cube. W: Nobody wants one ice cube.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Upstate Federalist‏ @upstatefederlst 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @upstatefederlst @eigenrobot

        That was literally today. We've been together over 12 years.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 27 Dec 2020
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        I dunno man, it'd be pretty weird if he answered in milliliters, and even weirder if you knew how much that looked like.

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      2. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        no dude just put a normal amount on

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @AlexGodofsky

        she asked and i delivered

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      1. Dedicating Ruckus‏ @ded_ruckus 27 Dec 2020
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        well at least you came out looking normal

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      1. Thanks-tonio Turkey-eri Official‏ @ASalieriVevo 27 Dec 2020
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        It was a challenge eigen you were supposed to squirt mustard in your mouth then kiss her

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      2. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk 28 Dec 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        i don't think people ask each other "how much mustard you want on your hamburger" they just put on,,, and i hate to say this,,, a normal amount you cannot go wrong

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      3. apj‏ @AstralPJs 28 Dec 2020
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        “Light on the mayo!” I shout from the other room, knowing full well that sandwiches are being made and that i do not want a normal amount of mayo on mine

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