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W: Please give me an ice cube. Me: *Provides an ice cube* W: I meant give me ice, who would want one ice cube? Me: You literally said the exact instructions of one ice cube. W: Nobody wants one ice cube.
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That was literally today. We've been together over 12 years.
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I dunno man, it'd be pretty weird if he answered in milliliters, and even weirder if you knew how much that looked like.
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no dude just put a normal amount on
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she asked and i delivered
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well at least you came out looking normal
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It was a challenge eigen you were supposed to squirt mustard in your mouth then kiss her
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i don't think people ask each other "how much mustard you want on your hamburger" they just put on,,, and i hate to say this,,, a normal amount you cannot go wrong
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“Light on the mayo!” I shout from the other room, knowing full well that sandwiches are being made and that i do not want a normal amount of mayo on mine
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