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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      watching dr Zhivago omar Sharif slaps this movie slaps my wifes commentary slaps

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      dr zhivago is a Christmas movie

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      christmas moviepic.twitter.com/WC6lKQtNgy

      3 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      such a beautiful tree! hope nothing bad happens at this partypic.twitter.com/CrZlv4lj6L

      2 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      jesus christ everyone stop cheating on your wives

      4 replies 2 retweets 58 likes
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      your Attitude has been NOTICED fucking commies

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      pic.twitter.com/B0Uyixxtf8

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      watching this turns out we're both just sitting and thinking very carefully about how to keep our kids from starving, what we would do if randos were crammed into my apartment and started stealing things covered by govt agents, how to avoid starving in collectivist famines, etc

      4 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      strelnikov started as a bitch and has not stopped being a bitch six years into the movie and he knows hes a bitch even at the head of an army

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

      like komarovsky was a piece of shit but he sure had strelnikov's number

      10:51 PM - 25 Dec 2020
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          i am again asking you tohttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1342709735183683585?s=19 …

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          jesus christ everyone stop cheating on your wives
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

          me: it makes sense to me why she is sleeping with him but why is he sleeping with her. is he just an idiot @selentelechia: i think so yes

          3 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

          his wife is amazing and super fucking pregnant and he is cheating on her and lying to her face staaaaahhhp

          2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

          i am now hate-watching this movie

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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

          it seems like a really bad idea to force a doctor to work for you against his will soon: "wow our men seem to be dying of their wounds at an unusual rate"

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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

          "oh yeah guess i shouldnt have surreptitiously dipped my instruments in offal before operating maybe ill remember next time"

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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Dec 2020

          ok we're mad and we quit fuck this

          5 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
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