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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Dec 2020

      Canadians do you ever lowkey wonder about the possibility that the might conquer you

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Dec 2020

      Canadians has it ever occurred to you that in a global sense you exist in relation to the US and Russia in about the same manner in which Poland relates to Germany and Russia

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Dec 2020

          generally speaking do you think that the extent to which a country is not concerned that it will be conquroed by a neighbor might be an indicator of that neighbors postmodernity

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Dec 2020

          which one of these is the best

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Dec 2020

          have you ever shot a moose before

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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Dec 2020

          do you get mad when americans ask you really insulting questions like "have you ever shot a moose" upon learning that you're canadian but you can't ever confront them because it would be rude and so you just smile and laugh and take L after L doing this

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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Dec 2020

          and the americans they dont even know they're doing this is the worst part they're utterly blind to your suffering they think they're doing so well and trying to be your friend and if you told them you were mad at them their hearts would break

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        2. Prince Vogelfrei‏ @PrinceVogel 21 Dec 2020
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          Nah dude Canada is a lot more like our Austria but if Austria was the size of Russia and Cold

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        3. Prince Vogelfrei‏ @PrinceVogel 21 Dec 2020
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          What I'm saying is we can invade everyplace except Alberta gotta leave that alone

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        2. DogBot‏ @DogIsABot 21 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Eh. The fact that Canada remained part of the same imperial power which created the United States for longer, is still part of the commonwealth i think changes things a bit. Canada’s occupies a similar place in global affairs to Australia, the UK.

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        3. DogBot‏ @DogIsABot 21 Dec 2020
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          Canada’s current GDP is similar to Russia. Much more well liked than the US internationally, it can be a useful front runner for American diplomacy

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        1. Lee‏ @leepavelich 21 Dec 2020
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          Russia invading over the Arctic isn't really viable. Analogy dismissed!

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