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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Dec 2020

      IFuckingHateScience

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Dec 2020

      .@selentelechia has just been telling me about Child Car Seat Safety Professionals they apparently exist and have a National Certification Program i assume they have extensive lobbying arms they certainly have Studies proving Non Experts cant install car seats

      8:29 PM - 15 Dec 2020
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      • nekapin ᴄʏʙᴇʀɴᴇᴛɪᴄ ❤️‍🔥 sᴜʀᴠᴇɪʟʟᴀɴᴛ Rquebus Ravicale Jess HypogeanRotary Basil Marte Sirsfurther "Insufficient Gravitas" Barnaby
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Dec 2020
          Replying to @LiteralSheridan @selentelechia

          should have taken your company vehicle

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        1. Lee‏ @leepavelich 15 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          Didn't Freakonomics guy do a literal TED Talk about this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um5gMZcZWm0 …

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        1. heironymous‏ @heironymous2 15 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          car seats have expiration dates after which they cant be sold in the name of safety. what a grift.

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        1. James Rippel‏ @J_Rippel 15 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          I was conditioned to believe child car seats were arcane devices which could only be tamed by those with knowledge of eldritch forces It’s like, 3 steps. One of the steps is “pull this strap really hard”. If you own the ‘right’ car, it’s only 2 steps!

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        2. The Filthy Uniate  ☦️‏ @thefilthyuniate 15 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          Oh wait until you have people telling you that based on height and weight your 11 year old should still be in a booster seat.

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        3. The Filthy Uniate  ☦️‏ @thefilthyuniate 15 Dec 2020
          Replying to @thefilthyuniate @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          Yeah I’ll just drop them off at the flagpole everyday so the bullies don’t have to come looking for them.

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        2. Upstate Federalist‏ @upstatefederlst 15 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          I took the class on how to put one in properly. It was worth the $45 they charged me.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Dec 2020
          Replying to @upstatefederlst @selentelechia

          eigenrobot Retweeted James Rippel

          hmm whom do I believe 😨https://twitter.com/J_Rippel/status/1339066354138157056?s=19 …

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          James Rippel @J_Rippel
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          I was conditioned to believe child car seats were arcane devices which could only be tamed by those with knowledge of eldritch forces It’s like, 3 steps. One of the steps is “pull this strap really hard”. If you own the ‘right’ car, it’s only 2 steps!
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        2. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn 15 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          i was just reminisc8ng abt regularly riding in the beds of pickup trucks as a toddler

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